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ABC's New Show
About a year ago ABC had announced a brand new show. It was like Survivor, except this show was deadly. Twelve unlucky celebrities were randomly selected to stay at an island until there was only one person left.
Ellen Degeneres, P!nk, Pitbull, James Franco, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kelly Clarkson, Bill Gates, The Stereos, Ed Sheeran, Grumpy Cat, Oliver Sykes, and Niall Horan were all in a boat on the way to the island. "Seriously?" James looked at the celebrities in front of him. "A cat? Who's stupid idea was that?" He picked up the cat and tossed it overboard. Everyone looked at him, shocked. He shrugged. "One less to worry about." With that P!nk picked up The Stereos and threw them overboard too. "They were dead to the world anyway." They all nodded.
When they got to the island, Ed opened up the huge crate of supplies that was waiting for them. Inside the crate there were three jugs of water, twelve muffins, one bottle of wine, one lighter, a bottle of hairspray, two necklaces, a cell phone, a backup battery, a jacket, ten brochures, four envelopes, a onesie, an umbrella, a video game book, one bean bag chair, a sweater, a ring, a backpack, a pair of sneakers, a vest, a dog tag, a bottle of energy pills, one Mario pillow, a pair of boots, a waterproof phone case, a solar-powered phone charger, granola bars, a hat, seven burgers, a book, a beanie, some mints, and a GPS.
Oliver grabbed the bottle of wine and ran into the trees until they couldn't see him anymore. A high-pitched scream rang through the island. Arnold shrugged. "There goes another one."
It was getting late and they had passed out some of the supplies. Kelly was wearing the sweater, Niall was wearing the onesie, Ellen was wearing the jacket, P!nk wore the vest, Ed wore the beanie, and James wore the hat.
Pitbull was sitting in the bean bag chair. Arnold was sitting against a tree with the pillow behind his head. "Did we seriously eat all the food?" Niall asked. They all nodded. "Even the mints?" They nodded again. "Why don't we try to start a fire?" Ed suggested. "I'll get the wood." Arnold proclaimed. When he came back they put the wood in pile and Bill threw the envelopes and brochures on it. He lit it with the lighter and sprayed some hairspray on it.
Ellen took the phone and put it in the case. She hid it in bush with the battery and the charger. She didn't want to go insane.
When everyone was asleep Bill snuck out of the camp and took the crate with him. He was going to win. He didn't want to die. They wouldn't know what hit them.
When they woke up they noticed the crate was gone and so was Bill. "WE'RE GOING TO DIE!" Kelly screamed. "Guys! Come here!" James yelled from the beach. They ran to him and they saw Bill, in the middle of the ocean on a raft made of wood with the crate beside him. He floated away, leaving them all to die.
Bill Gates had officially won.
